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July 2017

Master the Fine Art of Passive Aggression

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Fine, Whatever.

We both know that you are already practicing passive aggression but it’s high time you stop simply practicing. Hone your skill and begin your journey of executing this delicate yet wildly effective art form. Follow these simple steps and you will join the ranks of the passive aggressive masters. Or do whatever you want, I don’t really care.

1. “Just Kidding.”

(the most powerful tool you have)

(If you learn nothing else from this remember these two words)


Simply put, you can insult anyone down to the very core of their existence and immediately follow it up with “Just Kidding” and boom you are off the hook. The damage is done and they will almost certainly spend the rest of the day questioning themselves and their very value to the world while you walk away scot-free and unscathed likely forgetting about the interaction almost immediately. 

2. Leave Notes.


Yes, we know this one seems cliche and obvious but that’s for good reason. This is the very foundation on which passive aggression is built.

The artistry in this skill lies within this. Only leave a note about a very small mistake or annoyance that could quite easily be corrected with a simple conversation of which you have plenty opportunities to initiate.

By leaving a note instead of talking you effectively turn a mole hill into a mountain. Here is the wonderful part, you are free of backlash because you’re not even there once the blow is delivered! Oh The Glory!!!!


“Fine, Whatever”

(Jut say this. All of the time.)

4. Do favors for people but make them feel bad about it.

(takes some work but has a big pay out)


A two step process that is 100% worth it.

Step 1

Agree to do any favor for your intended target. Sometimes you will have to almost force yourself into the situation.

(ex. Target – “Man, I’m stressed out cause I have to take my dog to the groomers and I’m short on time today.” You – INSIST on taking the dog to the groomers cause you’re already going that way.)

Step 2

Find a way to make your target feel bad about how inconvenient that was for you thus reflecting how inconvenient their very friendship is for you.

(ex. Target – “Thanks for doing that man. Hope he was a good boy for you.” You – “Yeah he was fine… I just wish I wouldn’t have had to miss my haircut appointment. I have no idea when I’ll be able to get in again now.)

Flawless Victory!!!

5. The Backhanded Compliment.

(My Personal Favorite)

(Simply Put, This Is a Direct Insult “Cleverly” Disguised As A Compliment. )


Here are just a few fun examples:

“I wish I could be more like you. I’m such a clean freak” Translation – You’re a slob and your house smells like soup.

“I’m always so impressed by your confidence. I could never wear those pants.” Translation – Those pants are stupid. You look stupid right now.

“You grow such a great beard, you should grow it back out.” Translation – You have a stupid face. You look like an infant.

“Man you look like the most interesting person alive on your Instagram!” Translation – You’re boring and your life is a lie.

“You’re such a strong person.” Translation – If my life turned out like yours has I would have completely fallen into a state of horrific, unbearable  and irreversible depression. 

“Hey Man! It’s been forever! You look so healthy!” Translation – You’re fat.


Intentionally make someone really mad, then ask them why they are getting so mad.

(Immediately doubles their anger level while making you look like the reasonable one )

7. Always be “just about to.” Never actually doing.

(verbal compliance+physical )

Agree to do things but delay completion at all cost. Always respond with “I’m just about to do it right now.” Bask in the increasing frustration level each time you are confronted until the glorious explosion of  mixed emotions that will inevitably lead to a complete psychological break drown.   

(This effect is simply caused by the fact that they asked you to do the task. This isn’t something you wanted or needed done. You agreed to do them a favor. Who are they to get mad at you for that? Even if it’s something important that, had you not agreed to do it, would have gotten done already by either your target themselves or a more reliable 3rd party.)

Now go forth young grasshopper. Show the world what you have learned. Be sure to pick up some Rhino Rush for the journey ahead.

Rhino Rush Energy Pops “Recipe”

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In Case You Didn’t Notice

It’s Summer!


It’s hot outside so one of our team members briefly told us how he makes freezer pops out of our beloved energy shots.


So, of course Brett and Kade decided they should make a cooking show as if they had done it a million times. (p.s. it was an absolute disaster so we decided to make it more of an instructional than a show…)


So, Here are your step by step instructions… Based off of what I saw. Good Luck!

Step 1.

Collect the Following.

  1. Your favorite flavor(s) of Rhino Rush Energy Shots (1/2 shot per popsicle)

  2. Whatever flavor of “sports drink” you think would mix well with your Rush.

  3. Freezer pop bags – We used Zipzicle Zip Tops.

  4. A funnel would be a good idea – We didn’t use one but really wished we had.

Step 2.

Examine the zip top bag and decide if you are the man (or woman) for this job. Be honest with yourself.

Step 3.

Try to pour one serving of Rhino Rush into the zip top bag.

(P.S. that’s 1/2 a shot for those of you that completely ignore this fact…you know who you are).

Step 4.

Take a moment to stop and think about how much fun you’re having and how you really do have some wonderful friends.

Step 5.

Try and pour your selected sports drink flavor INTO THE BAG up to the fill line.

If there’s no fill line just fill it to like 3/4″ form the top.

Step 6.

Okay calm down, You still need to freeze them.

Put them in the freezer and leave them in there…until they are frozen.

Step 7.

Take the Pops out and at least “try” and keep you cool when you try them.

This might be the hardest step. They are really…really good.

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How to be Legendary, without actually doing anything legendary.

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Okay, let’s face it.

None of us have time to run around actually becoming a legend the old school way. But that doesn’t mean you can’t be seen as one to those in your immediate presence. Follow these easy steps and you will know what it feels like to earn the title of “Legendary.”Even if it may be for just a moment or two.

1. Have 3 quotes that can be used in almost any problematic situation.

(this make you worldly, deep and insightful)

(Hint: These are best used in scenarios when you actually just want to walk away without seeming like a jerk. Here’s an example.)


-Friend – “I don’ know, I just feel so misunderstood these days. I could really use a good friend right now”

-You (wondering to yourself if you have any frozen burritos left at home)

-Friend – “Do you ever feel that way? Like the people around you just don’t try and connect with you anymore?”

-You (have concluded that you do have frozen burritos at home)

-Friend – “Are you listening to me? Why are you making that face?”

-You – “You know, sometimes you have to look through the rain to see the rainbow…” (walks away immediately, mere minutes away from molten hot deliciousness)

-Friend (Can only be reflecting on how profound you are. LEGENDARY!)

2. Be able to play 15 seconds of a song on any instrument.

(mysterious, talented and humble)



-Wait till there is a good sized group around.

-Casually pick up said instrument and observe as reminiscently.

-Hold it as if you could begin to play at any moment to build anticipation and audience.

-Play your 15 seconds impeccably and stop in you tracks. (It’s VERY important this appears you stopped on purpose. Not because you don’t know any more.)

-Smile at the instrument and set it down. NEVER BE SEEN TOUCHING IT AGAIN.

-End with saying to yourself but loud enough to be heard “That was another life.”

-Respond to any questions or requests to play again with “That’s not me any more” and walk away.


Always Have Gum

(trust me on this one)

4. Never tell anyone what you’re actually doing when you’re not with them.

(mysterious, important and possibly dangerous)


This one is simple. Just be as vague as possible at all cost.

“I’m taking care of some things. I’ll come by later if I have time”

Translation – I’m playing C.O.D. in my underwear for the next undetermined amount of time.

5. Have a few bits of random knowledge.

(intelligent with a deep understanding of the world)

(Hint: Most importantly, place yourself and others in situations in which you can RELEVANTLY deliver the information.)


The Setup:

Plan a trip out into the woods.

Offer to drive.

Only put enough gas in your car to get deep into the woods, far enough to be in a survival situation.

Once the starvation sets in, catch a fly.

Give the fly to a friend to eat.

And… here it is… tell everyone “A pound of flies actually contains more protein that a pound of beef”



Die in an AWESOME way.

(so you won’t be around to enjoy the glory but this one is sure fire)

7. Never stay in one place for very long.

(mysterious and important)

(Look, it won’t be long before you say or do something that will certainly compromise your legendary status from that moment on. Get out of any social scenario BEFORE this happens)  [refer to #4]